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KUNYONGA: Priest Suffers Injury While Masturbating, Rushed To Hospital

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A man of cloth was hospitalised after suffering a ‘freak injury’ while he took the law into his own hands (Masturbating) in his quaters, Payuka has learnt.

The 37-year-old man from Kisumu’s Nyalenda spent four days in Russia hospital after suffering from breathlessness and chest pain as he performed the solo sex act.

By the time he arrived at the hospital, his face was swollen and crunching noises were coming from his neck down to his arms.

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Medical assistants at the hospital were shocked as the minister was wheeled in in severe pain while still adorned in his official cloths.

The medical journal Radiology Case Reports seen by this writer explained that the unnamed man had suffered from a rare lung injury usually caused by rigorous exercise or violent coughing.

Doctors attended to him and diagnosed him with ‘spontaneous’ pneumomediastinum (SPM).

This is because during the pastor took the law into his own hands, air had escaped from his lung and became lodged in his ribcage. The case is believed to be the first caused by masturbation.

Medics said: “Predisposing factors are a history of smoking, acute asthma and recreational drug use (especially cocaine and heroin). Except for a history of mild, non-acute asthma, no inciting factors were noticed in our patient.

“There are only a few reports of SPM related to sexual activity and we could not find any cases associated with autoeroticism, which makes our case unusual.”


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